This page is the introduction to my collection of .sigfiles over the past few years. None are my originals, and because I didn't have proper attributions for all of them, I decided to edit them to remove any reference to the original author. Most involve `borrowed' quotes anyway, so I don't count that as a major loss. All have for some reason or another attracted my attention, by virtue of them being amusing, thought-provoking, entertaining, or just strange. If you notice something of your own in here, give yourself a pat on the back -- you succeeded in distracting me for a while. Well done.
The pages are preformatted to fit on a 78-character wide screen, since they were each designed to be read in a monospaced font originally. Each page is also about 200 lines long.
Happy reading.
Don't be shy. Mail me if you've anything worth saying. I can take criticism. Honest.