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| "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were |
| able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not |
| to go also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with |
| him to the station?" |
| "OBJECTION: That question ought to be taken out and shot!!" |
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Jesus may love you, but I think you're garbage wrapped in skin.
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( As the days go by we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone )
\ in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. /
\_____Still, you've got to laugh haven't you?_______ __/
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| To breathe, divine. To touch whats mine. To tangle
| with a heart so fine. To eat, To sleep, To gather
| sheep. To merrily cast about and weep. To hold
| infinity within ones hand. To see heaven in grains
| of sand. To hell with this the pub is open.
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"It is not a simple life to be a single cell,
although I have no right to say so, having
been a single cell so long ago myself that I
have no memory at all of that stage of my
life." - Lewis Thomas
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"Of all the strange 'crimes' that human beings have legislated out of
nothing, 'blasphemy' is the most amazing--with 'obscenity' and 'indecent
exposure' fighting it out for second and third place."
-- Lazarus Long
"Am I not the man I laughed at as a child?" - Al Bundy
"The current state of knowledge can be summarised thus: In the beginning
there was nothing, which exploded." (Terry Pratchett)
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| Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which
| can be adequately explained by stupidity." Finagle's
| Law: "The perversity of the universe tends towards a
| maximum."
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"This terminal is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone
to meet its maker. This is a late terminal. It's a stiff. Bereft of
life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the bench, it
would be pushing up the daisies. It's run down the curtain and
joined the choir invisible. This is an X-Terminal!"
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity,
and I'm not sure about the former" - Einstein
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"Grown men, he told himself, in flat contradiction of centuries of
accumulated evidence about the way grown men behave, do not behave
like this." -- Douglas Adams
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| |"You take what you get, you get what you please, |
| | it's better to die on your feet, than live on |
| | your knees." -- "Power and Passion" Midnight Oil |
"Being a graduate student is never having to say `I have dignity
and self respect'" --M.F. Terman
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"What is best in life? To crush my enemies. To see them driven before me.
And to hear the lamentation of their women!"
Conan the Barbarian
"The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies
and chase them before you, to rob them of their
wealth and to see those dear to them bathed in
tears, to ride their horses and to clasp to your
bosom their wives and daughters."
-Ghengis Khan
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| | "Old man, young girl. I know what's |
| | going on. I'm so upset I can hardly |
| | eat this sandwich." |
| | - Al Bundy |
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--I dedicate this to Christians, especially Jimmy Hoffa for he was a great
Christian-for he hired ex-convicts and thugs as I am sure Christ would
have------Lenny Bruce
"Religion is what prevents the poor from murdering the rich."
Napoleon Bonaparte.
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'When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like
and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed.
Then you reach that age ; 24-25, your muscles give up,
they wave a little white flag and without any warning at all
you're suddenly a FAT BASTARD !!' Carter USM (1991)
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off
the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the darkness
near the Tannhauser Gate. All these memories will be lost in time, like
tears in the rain." -- Roy Batty
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"No human investigation can be called real science if it cannot be
demonstrated mathematically" : Leonardo Da Vinci
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I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
-Oscar Wilde.
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Hey! don't look now but here comes God
In his sexy pants and his sausage dog
And he can't stand Beelzebub
Cos he looks so good in black.
-- Crowded House
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"I obtain precisely what I get." - Alexander Kaplan
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| "`Love' is that condition in which the happiness
| of another person is essential to your own."
|
| -- Robert A. Heinlein
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"I slept with faith & found a corpse in my arms on awakening;
I drank & danced all night with doubt & found her a virgin in the morning."
Aleister Crowley, _Book of Lies_
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| Was it love or was it the idea of being in love?
| --- Pink Floyd, "One Slip"
| current tally: 0 love
| 4 idea of being in love
" And they sent me away
To teach me how to be logical, respectable, sensible
clinical, intellectual , spiritual. Cynical."
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'Quis custodiet ipsos custodes.' -Juvenal
(Who watches the watchmen?)
It's possible to fight intolerance, stupidity, and fanaticism
when they come separately. When you get all three together
it's probably wiser to get out, if only to preserve one's
sanity. -- Adam Dalgliesh, in Devices and Desires, by P.D.
James.
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straight "You try to change a person's style or beliefs with your fists? That's
\\ // bullshit, man! Scars heal, the truth sticks. Do you really want to
\\// make a change, or do you just want to get a cool reputation? Just
//\\ remember, knowledge leaves an imprint greater than any punch!
// \\ Reach out and pass it on."
edge -Squirrel (Billingsgate)