Don't call it a comeback...
After much delay, I have finally gotten around to updating my website. This update, long-awaited by fans and critics alike, takes advantage of this new thing called "CSS" (must have sprung up overnight), and thus includes the addition of glorious eye-gouging TechniColor. The website now has more than two pages, additional content will fill these new pages at some stage™.
Everything you see was painstakingly designed by me in front of a live studio audience. I considered website templates to be a cop-out, however in hindsight I really should have saved myself the trouble and copped out.
Learn from my mistake , folks.