I have something to say ma cherie. I know not where these letters on your site came from, but they are not mine. I would never have allowed such a thing. I would never have said "I am shocked you even botherd, but I am pleased." Come now ofcourse you would bother. I am Lestat all are captivated by me. These letter I know not where they came from and I care not, but I wish the world to know that I am real and those letters are not. If you want something ot post then by all means post this child.
A reply to this letter was made, declining the author's overwhelming generosity, on the grounds that one Lestat was more than enough, and the imposter had far more panache...
How positively presumptuous of you. I can not believe you allow yourself to have such a lack of respect for someone as myself. I am enraged at the fact that those little letter are even on the net, but if petty children come and read them to live fantasy lives then so be it. Far be it from me to disturb ones fantasy. You may keep your foolish letter, but next time you speak with me I suggest you have some respect for what I am and who I am. For I am capable of inflicting great suffering.
Given that I am only human, the following response was inspired and directed to the author as well as his postmaster...
Getting letters from wierdos has become somewhat routine, running a website on an author of Vampire fiction, but I do _not_ take kindly to being threatened. If someone could kindly instruct kingpin on the art of netiquette I would be deeply grateful.
To which our formidable hero had the following response:
Netiquette, how quaint. Do you believe that the internet is some sperate space that it is not subject to the rest of the world laws. The internet is not seperate from the outside world I shall be just as I am wherevver I am.
Well, folks... On having had my eyes opened to the errors of my ways by our most noble and fearsome lord, (who, by the way uses Windows Eudora Pro Version 2.2), I have decided that maybe he is right and the world should get to hear what he has to say for himself. With this thought in mind, I feel it is my duty to the world to make known the address of our dear friend. And I would encourage you, my dear friends, to take advantage of the privilage Lestat has bestowed upon us by revealing his net-presence, and write to him often and extensively...
And so, without further ado... MAIL LESTAT!