Where's Aiden?





This page is dedicated to locating Aiden O'Brien


Intro

Aiden O'Brien was born on the 26th of July 1985 to Mr. and Mrs. O'Brien. He attneded old Bawn Commuinity School in Tallaght Dublin 24 up until 2002 when after a brief spell in a detention centre he came to Trinnity College to study Mathematics. It was during the time that he spent in the dentention centre that he earned himself the name boomboom unfortunately for legal reasons this matter cannot be discussed. While at Trinnity, Aiden attened class as often as he could but often found himself having to skip classes to report to his JLO. Aiden was last seen at the Algebra Exam on December 8th 2002.

Aiden has been described as being 6'7", well built and quite goodlooking, this however was his own self description, when he was tring to score chicks on the internet. A realistic description description of Aiden would be to think the complete opposite of what was printed above.

The following theories as to Aiden's where abouts have arisen:

Aiden has been abducted by aliens- this has been dismissed as being too obvious

Aiden has gone back to prison

Aiden has discovered a tear in space time fabric and travelled back in time - this is highly unlikely as Aiden hates theoretical physics and if such a tear in space time existed Aiden would surely have destroyed all TPs since time began

Aiden is Dimitri Zaitsev, Dr. Zaitsev arrived the term following Aiden's dissapearance, roughly the same height and build, both having a dislike for physics but with one telling difference, a moustache

Aiden has dissapeared to wherever Florides has gone - This is probably untrue since Florides can still be seen swarthing about the maths department on rare occasions (like his birthday)

Aiden fell down a hole - probably, he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box and did have a penchant for falling down holes

Aiden is fulfilling his dream to be the third Irishman to make a major hollywood porno - Following the Colin Farrell sex tape "scandal" this dream has been crushed.

Aiden was wanted to complete a mission, an underwear stealing mission involving Avril Laveigne on March 23rd 2003- Aiden did not arrive, the mission was aborted.

If you see Aiden no attempt should be made to apprehend him, he should be considered armed and lazy.










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