My God have you no life? this is so boring. Does anyone outthere ever wonder if science will be the downfall of mankind-excluding brewers cause letsw face it we need them! As Homer said "Beer the cause of, and solution to all of lifes problems!"
Here is one thing that bothers me: Opposite charges attract, why? Light travels in waves independant of a medium, how? And Gravity-What the hell is it; I know how it works as do we all but what is it? These are but a few of those thins that nibble away at the credibility of physics-can they ever be completely solved and understood? Hopefully. Here is the lineage of the most revered of families: Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you dont know Jack Schitt!". Read on and you will be able to handle the situation intelligently: Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertiliser magnate married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple begat 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents wishes Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt a high school dropout. After 15 years of marriage Jack & Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married a Mr Sherlock, and out of devotion to her children decided to hyphenate her last name and became Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married a woman named Loda Dund, who became Loda Schitt. The couple produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt inseperable throughtout childhood subsequently married the Happens brothers. The local newspaper announced the Schitt Happens wedding, which was quite an event. The Schitt- Happens kids were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned from his travels with his Italian bride Piza Schitt. So now if someone says "You dont know Jack Schitt!" you can beg to differ. To finish up with this idle raving I hope my time here will be prosperous and rewarding i.e. After 4 years I'll have come to the same conclusion as socrates That being 1+1=1Back to the School of Maths home page.
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