Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for
and institution.
		     -- Mae West

At American weddings, the quality of food is inversely
proportinal to the social position of the bride and
the groom.
		     -- Calvin Trillin

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
		     -- Agatha Christie

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
		     -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and
his second wife to his success.
		     -- Jim Backus

Love is only the game that is not called on account
of darkness.
		     -- M. Hirschfield

Men have better time than women; for one thing they
marry later; for another thing they die earlier.
		     -- H. L. Mencken

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of
many men for the inattention of one.
		     -- Helen Rowland

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself
would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
		     -- S. T. Coleridge

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair
that some men should be happier than others.
		     -- Oscar Wilde

It destroys one's nerves to be amiable everyday to the
same human being.
		     -- Benjamin Disraeli

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you
take it out, you lose interest.
		     -- Prof. Irwin Corey

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
		     -- Unknown

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man
being required by law to sleep with me everynight.
		     -- Carrie Snow

In a great romance, each person plays a part the other
really likes.
		     -- Elizabeth Ashley

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
		     -- Lord Dewar

In marriage, the bride gets a shower. 
           But for the groom, it's curtains!

"Many a good hanging has prevented a bad marriage"
Shakespeare in Twelvth Night

Bigamy is when you have too many wives.
Monogamy is... the same thing.

A thief will demand your money or your life, 
but only a woman will demand both.

Confucius say:
Farmer who cannot keep his hands off his wife ------> better fire them

The hardest to plow are someone else's field and one's own wife.
	-Milorad Pavic

"Snapping turtles tend to be irritable because they mate for life"
				-Dave Barry