Memo to: All Supervisors ~From: Human Resources Department ~Subject: Fall 1992 Course Offerings - AIB ~Date: May 12,1992 Below is a partial listing of classes to be offered by AIB (American Institute of Boredom). Please circulate throughout your department.

Self Improvement                               Health & Fitness
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Creative Suffering                             Creative Tooth Decay
Overcoming Peace of Mind                       Exorcism and Acne
Guilt Without Sex                              The Joys of Hypochondria
Ego Gratification Through Violence             High Fiber Sex
Creative Depression                            Biofeedback & How To Stop It
Whine Your Way To Alienation                   Skate Yourself to Regularity
How To Overcome Self-doubt Through             Understanding Nudity
     Pretense and Ostentation                  Tap Dancing Your Way to Social
New Drugs to Enhance Your Social Life             Ridicule

Business & Career                              Crafts
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Money Can Make You Rich                        Self Actualization Through
"I Made $100 in Real Estate"                      Macrame
Career Opportunities in El Salvador            How To Draw Genitalia
How To Profit From Your Own Body               Needlecraft for Junkies
The Underachiever's Guide to Very              Bonsai Your Pet
  Small Business Opportunities                 Gifts for the Senile
Looter's Guide to America's Citiess
Learn the Proper Way to Harass
Growing Grass for Fun
How to Take Shit from the Public

Home Economics
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How You Can Convert Your Family Room Into a Garage
What to do with your Hot Tub
1001 Other Uses for your Vacuum Cleaner
Burglarproof your Home With Concrete
The Repair and Maintenance of Your Virginity
How to Convert a Wheelchair into a Dune Buggy
Christianity and the Art of RV Maintenance
---- Note: I don't claim credit for writing this (I didn't), but I think a dedication to all the folks out there whose companies require "continuing education" classes is in order.

Tom Gryn......................tag2@psuvm.psu.edu