The Batman Adventures Annual 1

It's a bum rap. I see a pattern. Amid the swirling chaos that

is this room I have imposed order, an order I am unhappy with.

Could it be that all the good and noble things have faded from

this world and I am left with the repugnant scratchings of the

damned?

Hey wadda I know?

God but catwoman's cute.

-The artworks about as cool as a bunch of infill frames from the

T.V. show.

Oh I didn't mean that about catwoman - A newly pubescent schoolboy

would have trouble getting excited over these scribbles - so just

don't try O.K.

Oh the scripting is pretty bad too.

Will I rant?

Well no - it's not bad. Uninspired, dry, teenage gropings at some

kind of sentiment but that's probably what DC were asking for when

the idea came up.

I hope annual means there won't be another for some time. Well hell

print as many as you like, see if I give a damn about a few more

dead trees.

Have a nice day, I haven't.